My Girlfriend fell asleep in my arms. And she turned to face me,still asleep,grabbed my face and said "You Gorgeous Pizza."

My Girlfriend fell asleep in my arms. And she turned to face me,still asleep,grabbed my face and said "You Gorgeous Pizza."

Phone: you're running out of space. Delete stuff. Phone: not those apps. I gifted them to you. I don't care that you never use them. Pick an app you downloaded and use instead.

Phone: you're running out of space. Delete stuff. Phone: not those apps. I gifted them to you. I don't care that you never use them. Pick an app you downloaded and use instead.

I took my cat to the movies today. I just slipped him into my purse and went in, sat down and when they turned off the lights just took him out and put him on my lap. No one noticed. Best time ever!

I took my cat to the movies today. I just slipped him into my purse and went in, sat down and when they turned off the lights just took him out and put him on my lap. No one noticed. Best time ever!

"When you push a door that says pull and someone says 'you have to pull' like yea no my next plan was to start lifting from the bottom."

"When you push a door that says pull and someone says 'you have to pull' like yea no my next plan was to start lifting from the bottom."

I don't know why so many people are against gays it doesn't effect you

I don't know why so many people are against gays it doesn't effect you

"I jokingly confessed to someone that I used to like him back in highschool. His response? "Why didn't you tell me? I was in love with you.""

"I jokingly confessed to someone that I used to like him back in highschool. His response? "Why didn't you tell me? I was in love with you.""

Whisper App. Confessions on interactions between cops and civilians. http://ibeebz.com

Whisper App. Confessions on interactions between cops and civilians. http://ibeebz.com

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