28 Examples Of Ridiculous Kid Logic

28 Examples Of Ridiculous Kid Logic

Someone from Arizona posted a whisper, which reads "When I was little, I thought lightning was God taking pictures of us down below. So instead of screaming, I'd look up and say, "Cheese!""

"Best advice I've ever gotten:   Dont light yourself on fire trying to brighten someone else's existence."

"Best advice I've ever gotten: Dont light yourself on fire trying to brighten someone else's existence."

Being "raised right" doesn't mean you don't drink, party and smoke. Being "raised right" is how you treat people, your manners and respect.

Being "raised right" doesn't mean you don't drink, party and smoke. Being "raised right" is how you treat people, your manners and respect.

"This quote changed my life  "If it won't matter in 5 years, don't spend more than 5 minutes getting angry about it""

"This quote changed my life "If it won't matter in 5 years, don't spend more than 5 minutes getting angry about it""

"Today my kids were arguing. My oldest yelled, "YOU WERE ADOPTED." My younger child's comeback was "WELL, AT LEAST THEY WANTED ME." Okay, even I must admit that's a good one. "

"Today my kids were arguing. My oldest yelled, "YOU WERE ADOPTED." My younger child's comeback was "WELL, AT LEAST THEY WANTED ME." Okay, even I must admit that's a good one. "

Phone: you're running out of space. Delete stuff. Phone: not those apps. I gifted them to you. I don't care that you never use them. Pick an app you downloaded and use instead.

Phone: you're running out of space. Delete stuff. Phone: not those apps. I gifted them to you. I don't care that you never use them. Pick an app you downloaded and use instead.

Hi, I'm your brain.Do you hate this song? Yes? Well, I don't care, because I've memorised it and we'll be singing it all day.

Hi, I'm your brain.Do you hate this song? Yes? Well, I don't care, because I've memorised it and we'll be singing it all day.

I took my cat to the movies today. I just slipped him into my purse and went in, sat down and when they turned off the lights just took him out and put him on my lap. No one noticed. Best time ever!

I took my cat to the movies today. I just slipped him into my purse and went in, sat down and when they turned off the lights just took him out and put him on my lap. No one noticed. Best time ever!

I have friends but at the same time I don't. It seems no one is ever really there when I need it most.

I have friends but at the same time I don't. It seems no one is ever really there when I need it most.

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