Chuck Norris Had the Idea to Sell His Urine as an Energy Drink

Chuck Norris Had the Idea to Sell His Urine as an Energy Drink

If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears eve (Page

Chuck Norris Lager

Chuck Norris Lager

“If you want to accomplish anything in life, you can’t just sit back and hope it will happen. You’ve got to make it happen.” ~Chuck Norris

“If you want to accomplish anything in life, you can’t just sit back and hope it will happen. You’ve got to make it happen.” ~Chuck Norris

That's right. I'm a tough guy who doesn't drink. It's pretty gross to drink orange juice right after you've brushed your teeth with minty toothpaste though. Seriously. Try it. Imgur

tough guy

That's right. I'm a tough guy who doesn't drink. It's pretty gross to drink orange juice right after you've brushed your teeth with minty toothpaste though. Seriously. Try it. Imgur

Chuck Norris asks, 'What would Jesus eat?' Discovers Christ ate 'healthiest diet ever developed' Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/03/chuck-norris-asks-what-would-jesus-eat/#RlrvIuOCG6i2yPga.99

Chuck Norris asks, 'What would Jesus eat?' Discovers Christ ate 'healthiest diet ever developed' Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/03/chuck-norris-asks-what-would-jesus-eat/#RlrvIuOCG6i2yPga.99

UHC explains how you shouldn't have martial arts legend Chuck Norris take you out to lunch-- or dinner, breakfast, or for a snack. Ever.

UHC explains how you shouldn't have martial arts legend Chuck Norris take you out to lunch-- or dinner, breakfast, or for a snack. Ever.

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