"Eating dried noodles again? Trust me, anime ain't getting any realer because of it." "Oh my, buying all those chocolate bunnies for your kid? Prepare to get a salad-crazed rabbit in a few years." "You know that thing will make you night hell, don't you? Fine, fine, just checking." "... okay, this is the third week I've seen you buy pasta so COME HERE AND LET ME PET YOU YOU LONELY THING!"
I wish everyone understood this and didn't buy their children bunnies for Easter... I always see them back at the pet store a month or so after... So sad because they can be really sweet companions if only given the right care and love.