A couple reasons why the "British" language is better than the "American"....
No, I have a collection of kettles. 2 for everyday use. Proper way to make tea. I'm an American.
I use all of these, gamely fulfilling stereotypes.
British Culture: 10 Brilliantly British Stereotypes Debunked – Infographic
Cheeky bastard... - http://geekstumbles.com/funny/lolsnaps/cheeky-bastard/
The Definitive Stereotype Map Of Britain And Ireland [living down with the Pensioner's and the Gay People]
30 things british people say vs what we actually mean
You just read that second panel in Michael Caine's voice... | Larry the Cable Guy | Michael Caine | British humour | British wit | Proper English | funny
We are special. <-- I'll admit sometimes America does strike me as a slightly strange place.