Just thought this was funny. I don't go to bars but still, this is a good one lol
I have mixed drinks about feelings <== This is a sentece that I whould pissibly make up and not even drunk or anything... just me being me
Today’s inspirational quote. | Tipsy Bartender More
'Just' a Bartender? No, Silly. I am a volunteer psychologist. I have to listen to your sorry ass tell me how much you hate your job. Now isn't a good time to tell you I make more money than you huh?
Alcohol probably won’t fix your problems…
The customer is always right... ...and the bartender decides who is still a customer.
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i love getting outrageous tips from drunken customers. THX 4 THE $$ STUPID
Change this to whiskey or tequila than we can talk lolol