ca. 5,000 BCE. Neolithic stone beads from early settlements in Sahara, North Africa. Using simple hand-carved tools, stones were placed on a grooved stone and pecked out from both sides which was difficult, nonetheless, modern means cannot duplicate them. Tubular beads were even more difficult and came later in the Bronze Age in West Asia and the Indus Valley. Holes are generally not smooth nor even. SItes show many beads were broken in the process.
Donut Bacon Cheeseburger. There is a reason we don't put chocolate sauce on Thanksgiving turkey. Just because two things are wonderful doesn't mean they with be even more wonderful if you mash them together.
Another favourite X-Files moment from Bad Blood: "What do you mean you want me to do another autopsy? And why do we have to do it right now? I’ve just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy, all for you. I do it all for you, Mulder! You know I haven’t eaten since six o’clock this morning and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel. And it wasn’t even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese! And now you want me to run off and do another autopsy…?”