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If someone asked me out this way, the answer will never be no.
Random Crap I Find Amusing.
I hate it when people just reach for my phone. "Uh, excuse you! You could at least ask for permission first. Didn't your mama teach you not to snatch?
EVEN JOHN GREEN (aka fishingboatproceeds) IS OVER OVERWHELMED. | Here's How To Ask Someone Out Using A John Green Book:
When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."
If someone said this to me to ask me out, I just might have to marry them right on the spot. << agreed
Most parents fear the safety of their child, but what if their child was a danger to themselves. Self harm is a very important issue and using photography and my artwork I feel I could really address the issue.
If I don't accomplish anything else at least I can say that I scare the living shit out of gerard XD
Asking someone out on a date…I should do this to the guy I like when he gets back from the Army this winter. Haha.
"That awkward moment when someone says "you two should go out"and you're just like... I wish"
C'est Juste Moi ♥