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funny story acculy my kind of sorta crush asked if he can have the honor of walking me to class and we walked with our arms linked all the way to class good times >> wish this happened to me.

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One time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice, but I'm in a relationship so I just said no and he was like "no worries, take it as flattery then". THAT'S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck.

When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."

When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."<-who does this its getting annoying now ugh

If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, I haven't decided yet.

asking someone out, #likeaboss

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