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5 yr old daughter: Mom, why some of your hair is white? Me: *smile* every time you make me sad, one hair turns white. Daughter: *wide eyes* mom, what did you do to grandma?!

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"I dropped my pen towards him so he could pick it up and we could make contact. Instead he just said, "You dropped your pen." The narrator of my life must be wincing right now."

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These body confessions seen on the social media app Whisper portray how common these issues are amongst youth in today's society.

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Fuck 10 minutes I brush my teeth for about 20-30 minutes before I go to the dentist

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Pinterest: @jussthatbitxh Download the app #MERCARI & use my code: UZNPKU to sign up, you can get free make up items

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When I was a little girl I dreamed of having my own magazine. I even used to type out my own little stories on my old-school typewriter with a view to piecing them together one day. However soon I was at uni and suddenly I was a lawyer. My heart got buried by sensibility as the 'practicalities of life' ensured I pursued a stable professional career. But I knew. I knew from the very beginning that this was not my calling. And finally after years of feeling like a round peg in a square hole I…

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"My Sister: Your car smells like dog. Me: That makes sense considering there's a bitch in the front seat. Mic Drop."

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