Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary!

Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them: anniversary card for my parents.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them: anniversary card for my parents.

LOL I Would take the profanity out though. "My love is like a candle. If you forget me, I will burn your house down." *cracking the heck up*

LOL I Would take the profanity out though. "My love is like a candle. If you forget me, I will burn your house down." *cracking the heck up*

Marriage is... Finding the person who puts up with your shit, admires your weird little ways and still says they love you at the end of the day.

Marriage is... Finding the person who puts up with your shit, admires your weird little ways and still says they love you at the end of the day.

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