Amy Schumer - "On morning radio I was asked, ‘Have you gained weight? You seem chunkier to me.’ And in an instant, it's all stripped away. 'You figured me out! I'm not pretty or thin. I'll start wearing a burqa and waiting tables at a pancake house.' But then I think, fuck that. You will not determine my story — I will. I will speak and share and love and I will never apologize to the frightened millions who resent that they never had it in them to do it."

nprfreshair: “One of Amy Schumer’s comedy routines begins with the declaration, “I’m a little sluttier than the average bear.” Degrees of sluttiness may be hard to define, but Schumer.

After posing semi-nude for the 2016 Pirelli calendar, Amy posted this picture to Twitter with the caption, "Beautiful, gross, strong, thin, fat, pretty, ugly, sexy, disgusting, flawless, woman. Thank you Annie Leibovitz!"

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comedian Amy Schumer is baring all. Picture: Annie Leibovitz for Pirelli Calendar

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3 LOL-Worthy Moments From Amy Schumer's SNL Appearance

In a move that should shock absolutely no one, Amy Schumer was funny AF as the host of Saturday Night Live.

Watch Amy Schumer's Brilliant "No Raping" Football Sketch: Glamour.com

Amy Schumer's Season Premiere: Social Commentary in the Cleverest, Funniest Way

Amy Schumer is so real. I just adore her: her standup, the movie "Trainwreck", her wittiness, she is the epitome of female awesomeness. :)

Amy Schumer: A little bit crusty, and a whole lot crafty

Amy Schumer is so real. I just adore her: her standup, the movie "Trainwreck", her wittiness, she is the epitome of female awesomeness.

The hostess with the mostess Amy Schumer arrives at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards!

Amy Schumer from 2015 MTV Movie Awards: Red Carpet Arrivals

Amy Schumer Mini Dress - Amy Schumer put on a bold display of cleavage and legs in a black-and-white Balmain mini dress during the MTV Movie Awards.

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Inside Amy Schumer: Talking Wet Nuts and Breakups With Our Woman Crush

We knew Inside Amy Schumer was something special when Schumer auditions for "Two Girls, One Cup" and parties at a "wet nut contest" at a Hooters spoof bar called O'Nutters.

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Recorded memoirs are read by Amy Schumer (“The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo”) and Carol Burnett (“In Such Good Company”).

Amy Schumer Gets Real About Feminism: "I Don't Think People Know What the Word Means"  - MarieClaire.com

Amy Schumer Gets Real About Feminism: "I Don't Think People Know What the Word Means"

Amy Schumer Gets Real About Feminism: "I Don't Think People Know What the Word…

Amy Schumer's Best Red Carpet Looks - In a Dusty Blue Frock, 2014  - from InStyle.com

Amy Schumer's Best Red Carpet Looks

Amy Schumer ✾ Best Red Carpet Looks - In a Dusty Blue Frock, 2014 from InStyle

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10 Amy Schumer quotes that prove how awesome she really is

The amazing Amy Schumer, this is a great quote! Don't watch your life like a movie, reach out and grab it make you're own story.

Amy Schumer the honesty bomb... hilarious and honest, love her!

Amy Schumer the honesty bomb. hilarious and honest, smart and relatable, and inspiration for my generation!

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