Diane Watson
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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not for me to point it out?

Listen up, asshole I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan himself won't even f*ck with me. Lol :D

So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.


I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven't given a shit in days.

LOL, Amen!

"I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the f*cking face but can't.

Some days..

Where was this yesterday when I had my super bitch pants on lol. Today I'm back to live,laugh, love and DANCE!

i feel like that some days

This is how i felt at work today! By today, I meant everyday :) sorry for the language Lori! Haha I know you see this!

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

LOL.. some days...

I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. Avoidance is suggested for safety This is me this week!