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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world

Damn english is SOME SHIT! IM so glad this was my first language. How confusing if it wasnt. i f You Can Pronounce Every Word Correctly In This Poem You're Better Than Of The Native English Speakers In The World.

Ha!!!!:

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.

run, this is a dangerous scenario!

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. I am not on meds but some people make you feel like that!

Yall gonna make me lose my mind - http://www.callcentermemes.com/yall-gonna-make-me-lose-my-mind/

No but, for real, at my last job this was me like every day. Y'all gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here.

All the freaking time!!!

I'm just going to flip this omelette here annnddd. I'm having scrambled eggs!

LMFAO!!! Growing up with 3 siblings....YES!!!

Too bad im petty Ill leave the plate in the sink lmfao. "Why this plate still in the sink?" because I was done washing dishes lol

..... . Nothing improves a Monday quite like menstrual cramps. Why is this SO TRUE TODAY. @Maridon Hinds-Hergenreter Bradley Schnitzer

Nothing improves a Monday quite like menstrual cramps. Why is this SO TRUE TODAY. or today, FRIDAY