Today at school my daughter was being harassed by a boy. After she told him to stop multiple times, he didn't. She gave him a bloody nose. She's in trouble with the school. Guess who got an ice cream. (Best parent ever XD)
Someone posted a whisper in the group Drunk stories, which reads "Me and my twin brother went to a party. He was drunk. He kept telling me he recognised me. He asked me my birthday. I told him. Then he was amazed because it's the same day as his.