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591K views · 24K reactions | Why Yo Momma’ is Overstimulated | Why Momma’ is Overstimulated… #bmackwrites #elders #molice | By BMackWrites | Okay kids, the elders and I want to talk with some of you all because lately y'all been complaining about your mamas going off and spazing out on y'all. Isha I need for you to go get your kids because lately you look like you've been hanging on by a wing and a prey your own self. Today the elders and I are going to go over why your mamas are overstimulated. Oh mama is overstimulated because after she don't spend all that time cooking and then washing the dishes. You all wait until she gets through cleaning up to bring that last dish and put it in the sink. Your mama is overstimulated because she done told you 14 11 million times to clean that room. And then when you do have the nerve to tell her that it's clean, it ain't clean. Your bed is halfway made or shoved all your clothes both dirty and clean in the closet, you haven't vacuumed, it just jingles all of her nerves. Your mama is overstimulated because she's tired of listening to you all bicker over the remote, the bathroom, and the last pop talk. Your mama is overstimulated because she hasn't slept through the night in over 12 years. 22 years for those of you all who are grown. Her body's tired but her brain is just like the energizer bunny. It just keeps going and going and going and going. And to the babies. Your mama's overly stimulated because she ain't got no more personal space. If it ain't y'all it's your daddy. Your mama is overstimulated because she feels guilty about being overstimulated. She feels guilty about wanting some time to herself. She feels guilty about wanting to buy something solely for herself. She feels guilty because she can't finish her food without you begging for some. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. So you teenagers and adults. Your mama's overstimulated because she told you 1411 million times not to do it. You did it anyway and now don't came crying the hood to fix it. For those of you who are growing out the house, a mama is overstimulated with overstimulation because you're no longer there to stimulate her. Those cases, she needs to be stimulated with knowing that you're at home safe. She needs to be stimulated with knowing that you've eaten. She needs to be stimulated with the knowledge that you have not been sex trafficked because you have not called her in about two weeks. What y'all don't understand is a mother's love is stronger for her children than it is for herself. Just like she's constantly watching for you all. Mama needs for you to see her. She might be multi talented every area and aspect of her life but she's not superhuman. Mama needs to be heard. Mama needs to be seen. Try thinking of ways that you can help mama to feel appreciated and valued. Clean up for. Cook her dinner. I heard a new outfit for a change. Call her and allow her to tell you about her day. It don't take a lot of money. Just takes your time, your thought, and consideration. And for those of you who want to rebel and not listen to this advice, we have involved the Molice. The Molise will be issuing for those of you who continue to purposely, knowingly, and willingly overstimulate your mama unnecessarily. Yes, baby and no, it does not matter if you don't have a job yet. We will wait. We will wait til you get your first job at McDonald's or Hardy's or the Hobby Lobby and if necessary, we'll take a lean out. So, you all are laughing and you all ain't got to believe me but just know this, it'll be in your best interest not to try me.
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