Amanda! This is for both of us

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman. There is a man not doing what he is supposed to!

just wanted to be free

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Should we try a different position tonight? Sure, Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. How's that sound? Well I guess I will just find my position over there on the sofa.

That's basically what I hear when Bible thumpers start preaching half their precious book at me. All I hear is "Hodor.

Assholian - this language is not accepted by women or men.

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

This would've been just as funny without the F bomb. it describes my kids perfectly!

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