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a man and woman standing next to each other with the text i hate when people say he

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I hate when people say 'He's a nice person once you get to know him.' They may as well just say 'He's a Dickhead but you'll get used to it.'

a quote that says they say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world

a quote that reads, a moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred

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Always take a deep breath

a black and white photo with the words men are attracted to contraptionists, as grace there's nothing sexier than a woman who refuse to give a

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Time to not give a fuck and move on ~ha! I don't know how true this is, but powerful women are SEXY, IMO. :)

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an image of a pig saying some men say why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

Some men say: "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Nowadays: 80% of women are against marriage because they say: "Why buy the entire pig just to get a little sausage?!"

Some men say: 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free'. Nowadays: 80% of women are against marriage because they say: 'Why buy the entire pig just to get a little sausage?!'

a real woman avoids drama, she knows her time is precious and she's not waiting it on unimportant things

Never waste time on unimportant people or things! <3 Let the jealous talk ;) its especially funny when they talk about people they don't even know! Entertainment for the real women! #sayings

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I may be soft spoken but don't take that as a weakness....I used to repo cars for goodness sake...I CAN and WILL speak up!

a woman saying, when a woman says what it's not because she didn't hear you

For all you guys out there that cant understand what women want....

a black and white quote with the words it is funny how when i'm loud, people tell me to be quiet

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