Mike, Jake and I are coming up with the best scenarios on how it would be done. I love how people try to hurt you, but in reality you make something super fucked up into a daily joke. I have not laughed this hard in a long time.
A Little Mermaid bucket with whozits and whatzits galore are sure to keep the mermaids smiling long after the party is over. Omg I will make badass party favors like this someday for my kids parties haha