From a procrastination standpoint, today has been wildly successful. Gee, I never realized how many wildly successful days I have!

JordanLanai New Year's resolutions? Buy more books. Spend more time reading. Drink more coffee. I got this.


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Sorry I'd rather read a good book than spend countless hours plastering makeup on my face to impress shallow assholes like you!

Hamlet’s indecisiveness

This is about Polonius telling his daughter, Ophelia, about how crazy Hamlet is to try and get her to stay away of him

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"I'm just going to read a few pages of my book." Translation: I'm going to read at least 100 pages. Leave me alone. I'll see you when I see you. Lol, my husband hates when I find a new series to read.


Santa's been reading your online posts. You'll be getting a dictionary for Christmas.