More ideas from Pixie
I laughed SO HARD AT THIS!!!

What do boys even find attractive about boobs they are literally a ball of fat a girl's chest. Like you can love me for the fat on my chest why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of shit.

oh my god

Better idea: write it from the pov of the person who keeps killing off their soulmates. Then they befriend someone and get them to help kill their latest soulmate, only to find out that their newly-found friend is their soulmate all along